Sunday, September 11, 2011

Handcar Regatta 2011

What are you doing on September 25? Coming to the Handcar Regatta, of course!

Should you choose the patron of the arts package (VIP ticket), you will be expertly cared for by Nurse Haught, Nurse Whett, and Nurse Wilde, in the tent of the Ascended Masters (that would be you).

Some of the benefits:
  • Around the clock care
  • Lunch service
  • Entertainment of the musical variety
  • Your very own portrait
  • Cures for boredom, hysteria, and toxicity
  • Healing tonics
General admission tickets are also available for a low, low price (suggested donation) of $8.

Rumor has it, all three nurses are scooter-girls in future lives. Can you guess who they are?

Tune back in for more info. Or...go here.

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