Friday, April 29, 2011

Your Booze Likes to Scoot Too


Great news; your scooter is now the best bartender in the whole world.

Thanks to this Trav-L-Bar on Ebay ($12) your booze can now scoot in style too. I'm sure if this had been available to James Bond, he'd prefer his martinis to be 'scooted' and not 'stirred.' I mean, who wouldn't?

Good luck on the bidding, ladies and gentlemen. And please, wait until you've arrived at your final destination before enjoying your adult beverage.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

ScooterRosa Progress



Good news! Our first ScooterRosa volunteer has submitted his application. I am happy to announce that, based on the information below, Mr. McHenry has formally been approved:

Sign me up…

I can…

a) Ride in circles pretty well

b) Organize others

c) Be a
Role Model
d) Demonstrate a clear and incisive thought process

e) Not a good volunteer for the selective nudity part
f) I can bring a wife who would be good for (e).


Eric


What pushed Eric from applicant to confirmed comrade? Well that would be the last point, specifically letter 'f.' Congratulations Ms. Laverne McHenry, it looks like ScooterRosa just got a whole lot better--for us anyway.

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Scooter Girl

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

ScooterRosa is Coming! ScooterRosa is Coming!


ScooterRosa, the scooter event of the season, has been officially scheduled for July 23 & 24. Hooray! Horray! Put in on your calenders, people.

Initial scheming has produced some of the following ideas:
  • Guided Group Rides
  • Photo Scavenger Contest
  • Assorted Scooter Games
  • Scoot-or-Dare
  • Name-that-Scooter Contest
  • Prizes & Awards
  • Tomfoolery
  • Live Music (which, if you ask me, is way better than dead)
  • Delightful Cuisine
  • Some of Vinnie's Special Brew
  • Selective Nudity
Revolution Moto is now accepting applications for volunteers, so if you're interested please send an email to revolutionmoto@yahoo.com with some of your many key talents and abilities.

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Scooter Girl

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Steal of the Century



Now, through April 30th, Revolution Moto (my favorite place in the whole wide world), has the following deal available to good boys and girls everywhere.

Check it:

Aprilia Scarabeo 100cc, normally $2699 + fees, are now $600 off of the base price. Do you know what I could do with an extra 600 smackaroos? I could buy two of these: Trilogy. Or, 2/3 of this: Ruby. Not so fast though, because I could always get 4000 of these scrumptious delights: Peeps.

Some key benefits of the Aprilia Scarabeo 100:

1. It's got a cool name
2. It has 16" wheels to handle those pot holes from hell
3. It gets 100 MPG
4. It goes up to roaring speeds of 52 MPH
5. Top case comes with the scooter
6. Automatic (no shifting)
7. Instantly creates an intimate environment when you take a passenger (hubba-hubba)
8. Way easier to moon people riding on a scooter vs. driving in a car
9. You *get* to wear a helmet
10.You can start your very own kick-ass scooter blog

And...if you're new to riding, RevMoto will even help cover the cost of the safety course.

This is epic, people. If you have friends who have friends but don't have scooters, please pass this little offer along.

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Scooter Girl