Saturday, January 1, 2011

Scooter Girl's Predictions for 2011

  1. Gas prices will rise to $4.42 at the Chevron on the corner of College and Mendocino.
  2. Winning lottery numbers will be: 4 8 16 27 32 49 -- with 9 as the Mega Number.
  3. Garden Creek will score a 99 from wine spectator on their chardonnay.
  4. Shaquille O'Neal will join us for a Wine Country Vespa trip.
  5. Microwaves will be banned within Sebastopol's city limits.
  6. The new riding fashion for scooter girls will be capes. Like the ones super heros wear.
  7. Vinnie & Natalie Cilurzo will be invited to have a beer with the President at the White House.
  8. Jersey Shore will be cancelled.
  9. Hula-hooping whilst using a Shake Weight will become an olympic sport.
  10. Sonoma County will be named best location in the US to ride scooters, motorcycles, bicycles, and handcars.
All in all, I think it's gonna be a pretty kick-ass year.

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