Monday, November 29, 2010

Best Behavior Boys & Girls

This Tuesday, Santa Rosa's fine-ish, shall be conducting Operation Super-Safety-Sting. Okay, they didn't name it that, but they definitely should have. So, here's a list of things you should avoid doing:

No Hot-Dogging
No Stoppies
No Riding Backwards
No Talking on the Phone
No Jumping
No Stunts
No Riding Naked

and finally...

No crocheting, knitting, weaving, or applique (we all know this is when/how you get your Christmas crafts done) whilst scooting down the streets of Santa Rosa.

Singing is still okay, however. Just no Lady GaGa. Sorry Keith.


  1. Bad Romance keeps playing over and over in my head.

  2. Jack...I'd take Bad Romance over the creepily insidious holiday song from that Honda commercial. And...It's not even December yet.